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The Student News Site of Abington Senior High School

The Abingtonian

The Student News Site of Abington Senior High School

The Abingtonian

Does My Cat Know It Exists?
Does My Cat Know It Exists?
Celine Hamid, Features Editor • April 28, 2025

I watch my cat stare out the window for what feels like hours. No phone, no distractions, just the wind in the trees and the occasional bird....

Why Academic Burnout Should Be Taken as Seriously as Physical Illness
Why Academic Burnout Should Be Taken as Seriously as Physical Illness
Celine Hamid, Features Editor • April 28, 2025

Academic burnout is often dismissed as a temporary phase or an expected part of student life. In reality, it poses a serious threat to both mental...

Tenement Museum Women’s Tour; Looking for the Extraordinary in an Ordinary Life
Tenement Museum Women’s Tour; Looking for the Extraordinary in an Ordinary Life
Charlotte Jamieson, Features Editor • April 9, 2025

 I’ve never been fond of traditional museums, though I wish I were. Peering into glass cases, visitors will look at something seemingly mundane,...

The Test America Keeps Failing
The Test America Keeps Failing
Anonymous, Writer • June 11, 2025

2016: American voters are given a clear choice. On one side: a competent, experienced public servant who had spent decades working in government, with...

Meet King Joe: An Endorsement of Imperialism
Meet King Joe: An Endorsement of Imperialism
John Sullivan, Writer • June 5, 2025

Few periods in American history have shown greater economic prosperity than the post-World War II boom. The United States had emerged as the manufacturing...

Trump’s Destruction of Democracy and America’s Global Standing
Trump’s Destruction of Democracy and America’s Global Standing
April 7, 2025

Donald Trump's actions in his second term are doing incredible damage to our democracy and America’s global standing. His policies, from reckless tariffs...

Abington Chess Places Second at SuperNationals in two divisions
Abington Chess Places Second at SuperNationals in two divisions
Staff May 16, 2025

The Abington Senior High Chess team competed at the United States Chess Federation’s SuperNationals VIII this weekend in Orlando, Florida. At the event,...

A History of Abington
A History of Abington
Tom Rohland, Writer • April 29, 2025

Today, Abington Township, Pennsylvania is a shining example of suburban living. With strong commercial aspects, the suburb of Philadelphia is filled with...

Abington Percussion is Buried Alive!: Show Review
Abington Percussion is Buried Alive!: Show Review
Sabie Famularo April 10, 2025

In case you missed it amid the three-day weekend, Saturday, March 29th was the Abington Indoor Colorguard’s and Indoor Percussion’s Home Show. These...

"Prelude: The Final Piece": A Disaster Before It Has Even Begun
“Prelude: The Final Piece”: A Disaster Before It Has Even Begun
Natalia Arcos September 3, 2025

After global girl group Katseye’s success, it was inevitable that HYBE x Geffen would try to form another similar group. When a sister group to Katseye...

Penelope Scott’s Female Rage Return: Water Dogs Review and Analysis
Penelope Scott’s Female Rage Return: Water Dogs Review and Analysis
Sabie Famularo June 5, 2025

On March 14th, 2025, right in the middle of Women’s History Month, Penelope Scott released her sixth official album, Water Dogs, which focused on the...

Lesbian Vampire from 1870: Carmilla Book Review
Lesbian Vampire from 1870: Carmilla Book Review
Sabie Famularo April 9, 2025

Pop culture has been obsessed with vampires for centuries. The myth began as a spectral, ghost-like creature from Eastern European folklore and moved westward...

The Best of College Football - Week 1
The Best of College Football – Week 1
Braden DeSumma, Writer • September 4, 2025

Lee Corso goes out on top “It’s enough to make a grown man cry”. For me and many others, we don’t know College Football without Lee Corso. Some...

2025-2026 College Football Preview and The Best of Week 0
2025-2026 College Football Preview and The Best of Week 0
Braden DeSumma, Writer • August 26, 2025

College Football kicked off on August 23rd in Dublin, Ireland. Let's make some predictions and look at some of the top storylines as we get ready for the...

ESPN Ocho: The Definition of “So Bad It’s Good”
ESPN Ocho: The Definition of “So Bad It’s Good”
Braden DeSumma, Writer • August 9, 2025

ESPN8/ ESPN Ocho, inspired by the movie Dodgeball (2004) is a compilation of random sports and contests aired on ESPN 2. I had no idea this was happening...